A herd of teal deer

 #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

Reblogged 8 months ago from the-fifty-seventh-academic (Originally from arkenstoners)
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Tagged: elrond understands weregild, apparently they thought the audience wouldn't though, ...it's not that challenging a concept, sauron killed isildur's father and brother, isildur claims the ring as compensation, elrond goes: yeah that's fair, and incidentally isildur realized the ring was creepy and was on his way to rivendell to hand it over to elrond, that's why the ring betrayed him, ugh i have feelings about isildur, and especially the idea that aragorn would be anything but proud to be the heir of such a bamf, isildur, elrond, jrr tolkien, middle-earth, lord of the rings, purist ranting, oh and isildur is also elrond's nephew so yeahhhhh, .
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