A herd of teal deer

Dear psychology professor,

Thanks for pointing out my correct understanding of etymology (though honestly, that has more to do with being the only English major in your class than anything else, and didn’t really necessitate ranting about how wrong everyone else was). Your letter-perfect Star Wars quotes brightened my day, and your enthusiasm makes your four-hour class much more engaging. Three-quarters of the way through, I was just thinking about how much I’d enjoy this class.

And then HOLY PSEUDO-SCIENCE, BATMAN! Why are we talking about spirits in a graduate level psych course? As a totally scientific theory of human development on par with Piaget and Bandura? No. DO NOT WANT.