For Anghraine, Pride and Prejudice meets Star Trek the Original Series. Dialogue adapted from Pride and Prejudice Chapter 11.
Mr Darcy (A vulcan, looking at a slide rule): There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome
Captain Elizabeth Bennet (in the captain’s chair): And your defect, Mr Darcy, is a propensity to hate every body.
Mr Darcy: And yours, Captain Bennet, is wilfully to misunderstand them